During a city council meeting inside Jacob's LegoŽ closet...
Secretary: "And that concludes the vote on increasing the tax on Galidor sets living in the LegoŽ closet by %100, winning out by a 3-0 margin."
Diver Representative: "Bravo"
Janitorial Representative: "About Time."
Secretary: "Well that concludes the..."
Major: "Not so fast! I think we should vote on the resolution to represent the old time rainbow warriors on MOCpages!"
Diver Representative: "Do the pages really need anymore half made MOCs?"
Major: "Off course! If you fools will not vote on them then I will use my emergency powers to post them anyways."
Major: "One of my favorites, The Hunter, Jacob's first MOC to be posted to the internet on Brickshelf ! They say it was made for some BZpower Christmas contest."
Janitor Representative: "Did he win?"
Major: "Heck no! The boys dreams of victory where crushed like a bug that Christmas. Good thing 'Santa' brought him even more LegoŽ sets that year!"
Diver Representative: "Why the sarcasm when you mentioned Santa?"
Major: "Uhhhh. Moving along..."
Major: "There are so few Union Pacific themed MOCs on the web, but almost all of them are better than this butchered attempt at a EMD DDA40X locomotive."
Secretary: "Sir is that not a little, um harsh? Jacob was younger then. Not to mention..."
Major: "Silence! All statements are final!"
Janitor Representative: "Was that supposed to be a Ford Mustang?"
Major: "Off course it was supposed to be, yet it ended up being anything but!"
Secretary: "Poor Bill the Racer, he spent a month in the ICU after that thing fell apart on him."
Major: "To compliment the release of the Emerald Night Jacob built this horrendous train shed!"
Janitor Representative: "Horrible yes, but at least it looks like it had some functionality. Imagine what that thing would be like if rebuilt..."
Major: "Silence! I keel you."
Secretary: "Somebody has been watching to much Jeff Dunham again..."
Secretary: "So that is why Jacob takes such pride in that little train engine , he built it during these horrible times, and it actually looks okay!"
Diver Representative: "Yea, but that is a K'Nex bridge! The non-purist horror!"
Janitor Representative: "What the heck is that thing?"
Major: "This was Jacob's attempt at building Locomotive #11 from the Tooele Valley Railway ."
Janitor Representative: "Eww, are those Bionicle spinners for the wheels? That does not make any since!"
Secretary: "Wait... Didn't Jacob take the picture and write the Wikipedia page you just linked us to? It looks like he knows quite a bit about that train"
Major: "Uhh... Who cares, the LegoŽ model is still ugly."
Major: "Space better not be the final frontier, because I don't want to go there in that rendition of NX-01 Enterprise !"
Secretary: "That is not to bad; not great but not horrible..."
Major: "You are not paid to voice your opinion."
Mayor: "Finally we reach our last rainbow warrior, a botched attempt at a Class A Locomotive ."
Secretary: "So wait, you posted all this stupid stuff on MOCpages just so you could troll it?"
Unknown to the major, a certain somebody was listening from the lower balcony of the Town Hall ...
I mostly posted this for three reasons, first I wanted an easy way to see my old MOCs all in one place. Second I wanted to make fun of really bad creations on MOCpages, and third to make fun of the people who make fun of bad creations on MOCpages; we have to remember sometimes it takes posting some really bad creations before the Halo Kiddie or Clone Kiddie learns how to become a great MOC builder!