One sunny day, Batman decided that he would buy a pet horse, so he could ride around instead of having to constantly fly or drive everywhere.
About this creation
Batman, disguised as Bruce Wayne, went to the farm to buy a horse.
Bruce: I'll have the white one, he looks pretty good.
Farmer: That thar is one interestin' horse. I'll have to warn ya', he's a troublemaker.
Bruce: I'll buy him anyways. I think I can handle him.
Farmer: Okay, that'll be a hundred.
Back at the Batcave, Batman looks around, confused.
Batman: Where are my wings?
Alfred, from the other room: Sir, why not look up?
Batman: Now I see why the farmer warned me.