Well, we had to figure that Santa would nt escape the greenhouse effects
for much longer, like millions of ecological refugees,
he s going to have to move...
Darn little brats!
I should have joined greenpeace instead of making toys that end up in landfills...
looks like polar bears won t be alone swimming this season...
It s always best to have a life saver vest close by these days...
Hey boss, how far is the south pole from here?
Superman was on the scene, but, he s too old to believe in Santa,
he figures it might be a Joker trick to attack his fortress,
he took on the habit of wistling to cool it off,
it works wonders to keep it fresh and clean.
Polar bears don t like to share their icebergs,
but, they like dwarf meat when the occasion arises,
it sure beats swimming for miles...
Santa s business is sure to hit rock bottom...
CREATOR S LOG;
I have a few jokes in store for Santa,
expect me to post a few before Christmas,
and...HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! xd.
Quoting Builder Allan
well, they never got to the envelope, the challenge is nt finished, it s like part #3 of the race-story, remember the concept that people have so see that it s a natural follow up. so, you d have, or I d have to start with tan base plates, as, they are still in the desert landscape, it does nt really matter who makes #3 as long as it follows #2 nicely, I d be glad to let you do it, you can write your concept in the group, so, I ll know wich baseplates to use in my #4 part.
Hehe, then how about 'what if santa won the big prize in the lottery' :-D Would he invest in expanding his workshop, or go visit the bahamas.. If you like, i could start the race this time? It could take months for me to prepare something though.
I like it
December 10, 2013
Nice one! If I don't believe in global warming, will Santa still deliver presents? XD Hilarious! More bikinis!!!
Quoting Builder Allan
thanks Allan! santa should have warned people about the ecology, no cutting trees, no wrappings, giving the used toys to the poor, he never adapted, like the dinos... the santa jokes are not ment to be like a follow up, it s different jokes like 'what ifs', xd. I can t wait to see what you re cooking with your part of the race!
Ha-ha, your comment to Topsi made me think of a Danish parody on 'dreaming of a white christmas', revolving around the very theme of sandy beaches and palm trees :-D About the cruel-thing. I guess i was thinking in terms of how young santa-fans would react to the idea of santa losing his workshop :-) personally, i kinda like this kind of humor. It's ok about the race, i would like to set up something proper this time and that might take me a while too. Besides, i wanna see what happens to santa next! :-D
Quoting clayton Marchetti
thanks Clayton! I just could nt remember the proper name yesterday, in French it s 'nains' wich translates as dwarfs, but, it elfes...xd. I would nt taste dwarfs, even if you paid me, xd.
Quoting Builder Allan
thanks Allan! cruel?, sarcastic, ironic maybe, 3 problems, ecology, social inequity, and animal rights, sorry about the ninjas, I ll try for December, but, there are other santa jokes to come too.
Quoting Nick Pascale
thanks Nick! I have seen it when I was on break last week, and did nt have time to comment, I ll correct that right away, superman and santa have a few things that connect them, they are both iconic fictional figures, and live in the north pole, merry Christmas Nick!
Quoting Alex Sonny
thanks Alex! some issues are not often addressed, it s a bit of a statement that we should nt consider continuing doing business as usual, because the planet is changing, and we should adapt to it sooner than later, also, it s new and original, + it s my way to show compassion to those who are less fortunate these holidays, that have lost their homes due to catastrophic climate changes.
Glad to see you finally got your polar bear! Interesting idea google: Superman and Santa you'l find a lot of covers from the 40s and 50s post one and viewers can see how they fit together! Have you seen my CHRISTMAS Present to all my viewers? SANTA'S NORTH POLE VILLAGE yet? I am doing it a an Advent Calendar each day a new door reveals a new part of the village, some days a small piece and others a big one! I had fun doing it! It has taken over my kitchen table. It has banners that remain the same with picture changes! MERRY CHRISTMAS friend!