Stardate: 3258 S.P.R.
To: Space Police Special Operations Director
From: Agent Tom ~Urgent Message~ Request Immediate Extraction Dear Director, As you know I am on a crucial mission to put a stop to the spice trade in the ferocious orange triangle. At the beginning of this mission I thought you had just assigned it to me to get me out of the way after the mishap with Squidtron but it is now perfectly clear that that was not your intention and it was because I am such a great agent. As you know most of the spice trade in this sector is controlled by the Pumbkinese people and they are controlled by the ferocious Lord Gourdian the XI. After many long months I was able to infiltrate Gourdian's innermost circle and began my plan to have him captured, but my plan fell apart after Gourdian's adviser walked in on me in the bathroom and found out I wasn't Pumbkinese. I tried to use my evasion and escape techniques I learned at the Academy but I was quickly hunted down and captured. As I write this I am in the dungeon of Gourdian's castle and I think I hear the guards coming to bring me to his throne room. Any assistance would be much appreciated!