SNOT: We are live to report the arrest of MOCpages' gang of mayhem!
SNARL: The Notorious School of Hard Knocks biker gang is finally caught after causing years of chaos, alluding authorities as they slip and slide out of law enforcement's hands. And, I mean, I do not wanna know what makes them slippery... (*get that goo off me!*)
(*** Picture stolen, er, borrowed from Hans Dendauw without permission ... wait ...)
SNOT: Led by MOCpages' very own chief of police Chris Phipson, the gang is on its way to the infamous federal state prison Alcatraz.
SNARL: Treck Police assists the Phips to make sure them biker gang gets lock up for good.