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As Seen On TV! The Amazing UniStand!
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Throw all your other stands away! The Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit comes with not one, but 2 UniStands guaranteed to take care of all your standing needs or your money back!
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The UniStand is the answer to all your standing needs!

Each Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit comes with not one, but 2 UniStands -- our ultra-flexible Standard UniStand for routine use, and our extra-sturdy Extra-Sturdy UniStand for heavier household items!

Our versatile double-jointed Standard UniStand will prop up just about any household item!





Front and rear rubber grips ensure that items placed in your UniStand stay put!





So simple even an AFOL can use it! Just bend the dual joints of the Standard UniStand to provide the grip and balance you need!





Click-stops hold both Standard UniStand joints in place under all but the heaviest loads.









Have an item too heavy for the Standard UniStand? Not to worry!



The fixed shelf on our single-jointed Extra-Sturdy UniStand stays put under heavy loads! You can even prop up a large boat weighing over 0.9 kg!



The Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit isn't sold in stores, so hurry to the phone and call 1-800-555-1212 to order your Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit now for only $63.99 plus shipping and handling!

Just try the Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit for 60 days! We're so sure that you'll love your Standard UniStand and Extra-Sturdy UniStand that we'll refund the full purchase price of $63.99 if you're not 100% satisfied!

We'll even refund the shipping and handling and pay the return postage! This limited-time offer won't last, so don't delay! Call 1-800-555-1212! That's 1-800-555-1212!



But wait! There's more! Act now, and we'll send you our Standing Tall UniStand Extension Kit ABSOLUTELY FREE!



With the Standing Tall UniStand Extension Kit, you can combine your Standard UniStand and Extra-Sturdy UniStand into a single reversible UniStand almost twice as tall for, well, taller stuff.





The Standing Tall UniStand Extension Kit is normally a $200 value, but we'll send you one ABSOLUTELY FREE if you order in the next 10 minutes. Operators are standing by to take your call, so don't delay! Call 1-800-555-1212! That's 1-800-555-1212!



But that's not all! Call in the next 5 minutes, and we'll give you 2 Deluxe UniStand Travel Cases -- one for each of your UniStands! These premium vinyl cases are handcrafted in sweatshops to fit your Standard UniStand and Extra-Sturdy UniStand like a glove. You'll never have to be without your UniStands again! All you pay is the shipping and handling!

Call 1-800-555-1212 to order your Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit now! That's 1-800-555-1212! 1-800-555-1212! 1-800-555-1212!

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It's 100 Stands in One!

Tired of keeping track of all those stands? With our Deluxe UniStand Starter Kit, you can say good-bye to all those other stands! Our Standard UniStand and Extra-Sturdy UniStand can prop up anything!

∨ It's a Phone Stand!





The Standard UniStand is tough enough to handle even the manliest of phones with ease!

∨ It's a Hand Stand!







∨ It's a Top Stand!



∨ It's an Art Stand!



∨ It's a Tug-in-a-Jug Stand!



∨ It's a Tachometer Stand!



The Standard UniStand shown here easily maintains a speed of 0 RPM!

∨ It's a Fruit Stand!



∨ It's a Head Stand!



∨ It's a Pop Stand!



∨ It's a Music Stand!



∨ It's a Band Stand!



∨ It's a Firm Stand!





∨ It's a Daring Stand!



∨ It's a Coffee Stand!



"Yeah, he's had 7 triple espressos already, and he's starting to twitch! Better come quick -- I don't how much longer I can keep him here. Yeah, you can bring your donut!"



∨ It's a Fish Stand!





∨ It's a Foolish Stand!



∨ It's a Boat Stand!



∨ It's a Magazine Stand!



∨ It's a Last Stand!



∨ It's the UniStand!



Remember, this limited-time offer won't last, so don't delay! Call 1-800-555-1212! That's 1-800-555-1212! 1-800-555-1212!

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Frequently Asked Questions!

Q: How big is the UniStand?

A: Which one?


Q: Both of them, Mr. Smartypants!

A: The Standard UniStand measures 148x90x30 mm in LxWxH when laid flat! The Standard UniStand and Extra-Sturdy UniStand have the same overall dimensions when the Standard UniStand has been folded to match the Extra-Sturdy UniStand configuration!


Q: How much does it weigh?

A: Depends on what you put in it, dummy!


Q: How much does it weigh by itself?

A: Which one?


Q: I give up!

A: That's not a question!


Q: Is UniStand affiliated in any way with the ruthless Central Asian military dictatorship of the same name?

A: Of course not! They don't capitalize the "S"!


Q: Can I use my UniStand to prop up a failing military junta?

A: You bet! Governments around the world have had great success in propping up unpopular puppet regimes when the Standard UniStand and Extra-Sturdy UniStand are combined using the Standing Tall UniStand Extension Kit! We recommend placing the junta on the Extra-Sturdy UniStand side!


Q: Who invented the UniStand?

A: World-famous AFOL and bon vivant Jeremy McCreary!


Q: Where'd you come up with the idea for that cool Hero Factory hand?

A: I lifted it from matt rowntRee's world-famous Emotitron DESTROY! MOC!


Q: Did you use any non-LEGOŽ or modified LEGOŽ parts?

A: Surely you're joking! Of course not!


Q: Did you know that you can also use periods to end sentences?

A: Geez, I had no idea!

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Comments

 I made it 
  June 5, 2016
Quoting Oran Cruzen Hey Sir Jeremy McCreary DLD (Doctor Lego Design) this is a master piece of Lego creationism! And there's more: Lego humor at its best! But wait, there is even more: Able to MOCk TV ads with ease! Well done Jeremy!
Too kind, Oran! But wait, there's more! I very much appreciate your likes and comments!
 I made it 
  June 5, 2016
Quoting Nils O. That's a very clever idea and the page is a lot of fun to read! :-)) Great job! :-))
A belated thank you, Nils! Glad you enjoyed it.
 I like it 
  June 5, 2016
Hey Sir Jeremy McCreary DLD (Doctor Lego Design) this is a master piece of Lego creationism! And there's more: Lego humor at its best! But wait, there is even more: Able to MOCk TV ads with ease! Well done Jeremy!
 I like it 
  January 30, 2015
That's a very clever idea and the page is a lot of fun to read! :-)) Great job! :-))
 I made it 
  January 25, 2015
Quoting Nerds forprez Can I order one with the two showgirls? lol...
We offer hand delivery right to your credit card address by the stunning showgirls seen in our ad for the amazing price of $599.95! Worried that someone less appreciative of showgirls might at home at the time? For an additional $399.95, our lovely showgirls will deliver your order to any address you like! Some restrictions apply -- the main one being that you can't keep the showgirls, because they're our CEO and CFO!
 I made it 
  January 25, 2015
Quoting Pieter Dennison Where's my credit card because you've talked me into buying one :P Great job man that is done superb craftsmanship :D
Pieter, thanks for the kind words and the like! Remember, the number to call is 1-800-555-1212. That's 1-800-555-1212!
 I like it 
  January 25, 2015
Where's my credit card because you've talked me into buying one :P Great job man that is done superb craftsmanship :D
 I made it 
  January 24, 2015
Quoting JWG 258 Nice stand, but the nice ladies at 1-800-555-1212 just asked me if I wanted "assistance".
Rats! The call center gave out the wrong script again!
 I made it 
  January 24, 2015
Quoting Nick Barrett The only thing missing is the special, once-in-a-lifetime, not-to-be-missed introductory offer... still, I'm sold :-)
Thanks, Nick! Operators are standing by to take your call!
 I like it 
  January 24, 2015
Nice stand, but the nice ladies at 1-800-555-1212 just asked me if I wanted "assistance".
 I made it 
  January 24, 2015
Quoting manthanboeing MAD Very funny & practical (if i am to believe this ad!)
Thanks, MAD. Hype aside, the stands actually work pretty much as advertized with objects of suitable size, shape, and mass. Balance is usually the sticking point. The standard stand can hold its shape under loads of at least 2.5 kg and can accommodate a soccer ball.
 I like it 
  January 24, 2015
The only thing missing is the special, once-in-a-lifetime, not-to-be-missed introductory offer... still, I'm sold :-)
 I like it 
  January 24, 2015
Very funny & practical (if i am to believe this ad!)
 I like it 
  January 23, 2015
Can I order one with the two showgirls? lol...
 I made it 
  January 23, 2015
Royal and Rabbit, Glad you enjoyed it! I used more exclamation points in one night here than I had in the previous 10 years! Darn, now I can't stop!
 I made it 
  January 23, 2015
Quoting matt rowntRee Ha! Had me going there! Until I dialed the number. o_O Hilarious advert, so simple even a Lego fan can use it. Wait, what? XD I absolutely love how you did this like one of your detailed mocs, I half expected to see RPM numbers and flow theory regarding the stand's fluid dynamics. XD Thanks for the credit regarding the hand, but the only build I can think of that has that is Emotitron and I essentially copied it from the Axonn Bionicle set. So, credit to Lego, those guys are smart! XD You touched my heart with a bit of hilarity, I approve! Excellent! BTW will it hold my copy of Stephen King's The Stand?
Hey, can I steal that "so simple" line? I thought I wouldn't have to get into the fluid dynamics of stands, but now that you mention it, I should come up with a self-stabilizing version for use in hurricanes and floods! The credit stands! The expression you got out of Emoticon's hands really stuck with me! And yes, if you act now, you'll have The Stand standing in no time with the free Standing Tall Extension Kit! Remember, this offer won't last, so call 1-800-555-1212 NOW!
 I like it 
  January 23, 2015
Love it!! I had a good laugh starting my weekend. Great advertisement.
 I like it 
  January 23, 2015
Ha! Had me going there! Until I dialed the number. o_O Hilarious advert, so simple even a Lego fan can use it. Wait, what? XD I absolutely love how you did this like one of your detailed mocs, I half expected to see RPM numbers and flow theory regarding the stand's fluid dynamics. XD Thanks for the credit regarding the hand, but the only build I can think of that has that is Emotitron and I essentially copied it from the Axonn Bionicle set. So, credit to Lego, those guys are smart! XD You touched my heart with a bit of hilarity, I approve! Excellent! BTW will it hold my copy of Stephen King's The Stand?
  January 23, 2015
HA! I had a good laugh reading this!
 
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