What war? We aren't in any war? Who says we are at war?
About this creation
Ladies and Gentleman, may I have your attention please. I am Fredrick Fredrickson, propaganda specialist for the Ludgonian Industrial Union. I am here today to discuss this so called "war" propagated by our enemies.
Let's get this straight. This is not a military conflict. No bullets have been fired by the LIU, and the LIU has not been attacked in any form.
These enemies are attempting to use the LIU name to advanced their own profits and popularity. Because of this, the LIU has formed an economic blockade against these rogue empires. We request that our allies and friends stop shipping and receiving products from these blocked empires. We also request that these attempts to soil our name be ignored.
To reverse this negative propaganda, I have come here today to show the softer side of the LIU.
The people of the LIU are not as bad as our enemies portray them. Here, you see the people doing their two favorite things, holding money and frolicking through fields of flowers. See! They aren't that bad!
These enemy empires have also attacked our business practices, but these attacks are also false. LIU products bring people together. Sure, most of the time it brings people together via war and conflict, but at least we bring people together! Look at these two rival soldiers shaking hands over a pile of their fallen brethren. Who else can bring people like this together?
We also bring food to the masses, like juicy Kaadu burgers!
We develop life saving technology, medicines, and machines to keep your troops and citizens ticking!
They say we use slave labor, and its true. We do use some. But actually, the slaves lives end up being better. They get access to top medical care, free housing, food, and clothes. They end up living longer and happier in the long run. Don't forget, you get your products cheaper because of this.
You see, the LIU is an important part of this universe, even if we are filthy stinking rich. We help people. We help you. We...are peaceful.
However, if this so called "war" continues to push forward, we will be forced to utterly destroy our enemies. We will leave their small empires in shambles and devoid of life. We will also destroy any empire that has any attachment to these rogue empires.
We want to avoid conflict at all costs. Mostly, because of costs. Its not profitable to waste time swatting mosquitos, when we could be developing more life changing technology.
Before we depart, we wish to thank all of our allies and friends that have pledged help in this conflict. Thank you.
And to our enemies, send representative immediately to iron out these differences and to save your lives.
We now return you to Steelbob Laser Pants. Thank you for your time.
lol i just find it sad that the LIU is plagued by a bunch of kids with mediocre creations spamming you with a war of Legos. Jeez why dont they challenge you to a game on Xbox live or something. Well hopefully you wont get anymore high strung kids claiming war on your creations with a multi-colored tank
I could care less for you and this war, but still, add me (Unit 3XTY4Xz-Erros) to your allies, though I will help you only to save me and my tean's lives. I could care less if other companies steal your ideas, and could easily beat you in a one on one fight. Heck, I've been fighting aliens 1 to 553.2364 (that .2364 is for unborn ones) for three years now! And, I have the entire earth on my back, trying to kill me and my team (well, it's actually Favian's). You care nothing of who you sell stuff to, but, hey, what do I care? It is the money that counts; I have none.
Hello, you might have noticed we are at war with you. This is only an excuse to allow me to build MOCs with only one purpose: to kill.
We really wish you much money making success.
Keep on exploiting!
Black Scarab Command
If this was a literature website i'd give you 5/5 but unfortunately this is a lego website, there are some new pictures of hastily constructed sets that you have used and some pictures that you have used before you can do better as normally you post a nice well thought out greebled creation but personally i believe this is of a low standard compared to pretty much everything else you make.
WOW, look at all these reviews! (i have no idea what this whole LIU war thing is about) but otherwise, all the little "scenes" were really creative and funny and extremely well made, making this totally freakin awesome!
Nice. The Ustian people will follow in your footsteps and if there is a war in the future we will help you fight.
I like it
December 23, 2007
The president of the Golden Bolt Mecha Foundry has sided with LUI and is willing to lend 150 Mechas and 10000 hardened soldiers if the fighting gets ugly. Good luck winning the first ever Cyber Civil War.
Although the Plagor empire does not consider you an enemy, nor you consider us an enemy; a word of caution, "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" don't let the uneducated masses bring down your glorious industry! We only hope one day the Plagors can become more industrial like you, but of course we are a warring species, no peaceful future awaits us...
The Rovian Republic has one task alone "Destroy the rebelling empires." We have the best war ships and soldiers on this side of the Rovian Galaxy. P.S. We have Spies in the enemy empires waiting for orders
The Armed Forces of Xarkon could be a valuable ally, if you could overlook our use of minifig and emblem decals. We have sufficient firepower to form a line of defence against your enemies, and we also can provide additional slaves to serve as janitors and wipe the fingerprints off your trans-red bricks!
We have bad news. An LIU embassy was attacked by the Confederacy. (I made a moc for this, hope it's okay). They have also attacked a UF border outpost. This may be an accident, as they could have thought we were LIU.
Quote: "These enemies are attempting to use the LIU name to advance their own profits and popularity." Well played. Though I have to say you asked for it... this is just a natural outgrowth of all this "allies" nonsense -- of what use are "allies" without a "war"? I predict your "enemies" will be crushed under the weight of your superior MOCs.