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Welcome all, we here at Vanilla Armory strive to bring you the finest in weapons and Tikka Masala this side of C34. Here we present the M-22 Armored Personnel Carrier. Enjoy our presentation!
About this creation
Here at Vanilla Armory, we have been tasked by those in the Meuslixtenstein hierarchy to perfect curry. We also have a knack for turning out some tidbits of lethality not affiliated with lower digestive track ailments. We see you have selected the all new M-22 APC, a great choice for getting boots on the ground right to your enemy's doorstep. And with articulated steering, you won't have to worry about those tight spots at the grocery store.





You’ll notice that even though the DAS has required a minimum of six wheels, we have provided sixteen. Yes, that’s right folks, three times as many! We think. Somewhere around there anyways. Our maths are weak, but our guns are strong! We even went and given two, yes, that’s right, TWO whole spare tires! And not those silly doughnuts, full sized spares!





Check out our patented, rotating turret with two 52 caliber side by side manned by the Robohoff himself. Mmmm, chest hair.





And speaking of chest hair, coming straight outta retirement, bored with the lap of luxury, and sick of chicken saag, it’s the one… The only… CHEWY!!!





The front.




The butt.





Inside the butt. Turn to the left and cough, please.





Here you see we can accommodate six troopers quite comfortably. We have even provided a sound system! Granted, it has been determined by Commander Barbara Q. Soss, General of the Meuslixtenstein forces, that the finest fighting force were these scallywags when forced to listen to hours of THIS .





Oh, now that's a lovely shot. Save that one for the brochures.





But we here at Vanilla Armory not only provide delicious curry, we provide a few little weapons for those up close and personal confrontations. Buck up, little campers! We've got something for all of you just right for your ornery lifestyle and perfect for matching that lovely cocktail dress. If you're so inclined.





Here’s Todd with a Lewis gun.





Here’s Todd’s brother Todd with two sub-machine guns.






Here’s Todd and Todd’s other brother Todd with a 50 caliber sniper rifle.





Here’s Todd, Todd, and Todd’s other brother Darryl with a really big shotgun.





Here’s troop leader Todd, no relation, with his elephant gun. Please be respectful by not staring at his lack of a hand, lack of both legs, loss of an eye, missing tooth, tattoo with the misspelling “Seeze the Day”, or his mild psoriasis. He’s rather sensitive and is generally in a foul mood anyways.





This here is Bob, we call him that because none of us here at Vanilla Armory can figure out what he is saying. We tried to provide him with a big gun, but he seems to simply prefer throwing sharks at people. Who are we to argue? Go get ‘em, Bob!



Visit your local Vanilla Armory showroom today and get special offer financing and free undercoating with every qualified purchase!

Vanilla Armory: It’s not just a job, it’s… well, yeah, it is just a job. But with guns!



Comments

 I made it 
  April 17, 2018
Quoting Jack Sparrow Fabulous. Simply brilliant, and might I add that the Todds are looking (fit?) for duty? Or is it doody... I can never remember. Too much curry. Anyway, great APC for putting skidmarks on the enemy's faces!
XD Thank you Jack! You said doody. Teehee. And can there really be too much curry? Yeah, yeah there can. :(
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  April 17, 2018
Fabulous. Simply brilliant, and might I add that the Todds are looking (fit?) for duty? Or is it doody... I can never remember. Too much curry. Anyway, great APC for putting skidmarks on the enemy's faces!
 I made it 
  April 12, 2018
Quoting Green Footed Bear :)
Hey, I know you! :D
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  April 12, 2018
Quoting Keith Goldman Nothing to see here, just replacing your specs-approval and restoring your 'like' from the DAS. Carry on.
Thank you Commander!
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  April 12, 2018
:)
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  April 12, 2018
Nothing to see here, just replacing your specs-approval and restoring your 'like' from the DAS. Carry on.
 I made it 
  April 9, 2018
Quoting Black_Wind 8319 That is spectacular! I love the pirates!
Thank you Black? Who doesn't love pirates?! :D
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  April 9, 2018
That is spectacular! I love the pirates!
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  April 9, 2018
Quoting Parrington Levens Gnarly man, and the crew's gangsta
Thank you Par!
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  April 9, 2018
Gnarly man, and the crew's gangsta
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  April 9, 2018
Quoting Zabou =) ;-)
Thank you Zabou! :D
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  April 8, 2018
;-)
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  April 7, 2018
Quoting El Barto ! Don't need any undercoating but I'll take one! GMAC financing, Mr. Lundegaard?
Oh yah, you betcha! :D Thank you Barto!
 I like it 
  April 7, 2018
Don't need any undercoating but I'll take one! GMAC financing, Mr. Lundegaard?
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Joost Cumps Nice nice nice!
Thank you, thank you, thank you Joost! Haven't heard from you in ages, hope all is well.
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  April 7, 2018
Quoting Master Shifu Leo J The butt needs work, like a Barbara Q. Soss kind of butt. Unless BBQ Soss does not have one. But I wouldn't doubt with that much BBQ Soss. Where's the liquor box?
No drinking in the Meuslixtenstein forces! Just kidding, they're drunk before we load 'em up. ;) Barbara's behind is fine. :D Thank you Shifu!
 I like it 
  April 7, 2018
Nice nice nice!
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  April 7, 2018
Quoting Nick Barrett I love me some good steering action! Nice job.
Thank you Nick! Did that just for you. :D
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  April 7, 2018
Quoting Daniel H. Missed this one- So good! Really great build man!
Thank you Daniel! Understandable how you missed it, it's been up for 2 days now, Slacker. XDDD
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Northern Imperial AKA-Lord Bacca This is all kinds of sick building here, top notch bud.
Thank you Bacca! We aim for sick. :D
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Patrick Boyle Did I see this in "Aliens?" Maybe not, there weren't any sharks... Great job with this! Hardly vanilla at all, even if it's in original flavor grey!
Oh, I think pretty much every APC out there has a bit of an Aliens vibe if it's worth its salt. Sort of unavoidable now. And the only thing that coulda made that movie better was if Vasquez threw sharks. Amiright?! Thank you Patrick!
 I like it 
  April 7, 2018
I love me some good steering action! Nice job.
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Tom Remy So much vanilla!
We aim to please! And kill. Plus it's a pleasant palate cleanser after a night of panir masala. Thank you Tom!
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Blaine R. Smooth design and the small arms are a bonus!
Thank you Blaine! That's me, smooth. Not really, especially around the edges. XD
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  April 7, 2018
Quoting Pico van Grootveld Dark grey pieces ftw. It's nice to have windows to gaze at the skies too before plunging on to the battlefield! You've got everything covered Matt, well done :)
Thank you Pico! Yeah, they insisted on skylights, figured it was a good compromise for the hours of Christopher Cross. XD
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting P. Andrei Old dk gray? Really makes it stand out, not only due to the color but also due to the parts, many of which I don't even recognize. Love the crew, shark throwing Bob just dethroned left hand Jane.
Thank you Vit! I love the old dark grey color, but you're spot on about the parts. Cool selections albeit somewhat tricky to use. We'll let Bob know, from a distance of course. :D
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Stuart Lucas The quest for the perfect curry is off to an excellent start! Great build with lots of cool features. Mueslixtenstein is back with a vengeance!
Thank you Stuart! Vengeance is our middle name. Actually, it's Todd, but don't tell anyone. ;)
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Seaman SPb Excellent design, Matt!
Thank you Seaman!
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  April 7, 2018
Quoting * Joey4026 * Wonderfully slick and compact! My favorite style.
Thank you Joey! I'm all about style. :D
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Jeremy McCreary A very striking design (no pun intended).
Puns happily accepted by the Meuslixtenstein forces. :D Thank you Jeremy!
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Topsy Creatori With the increasing demand and shortage of vanilla on Earth, I can certainly understand the need for all those guns. Protection of the bean crop and storage depots is a must even here... wherever 'here' is!
Thank you Topsy! "Potatoes are my favorite legume, 'cause you can bake 'em twice." - Christopher Walken.
 I made it 
  April 7, 2018
Quoting Doug Hughes Love that turret, and the vehicle design/shaping is sweet! Great idea giving the troops a skylight, I'm sure morale is way up! GRRR MOC pages is messing up a fix I was making to the comment. Just leave it here haha.
Thank you Doug! Morale is always up when listening to Christopher Cross. XD Morale is down usually when dealing with Mocpages' glitches. XDDD
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
The butt needs work, like a Barbara Q. Soss kind of butt. Unless BBQ Soss does not have one. But I wouldn't doubt with that much BBQ Soss. Where's the liquor box?
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
Missed this one- So good! Really great build man!
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
This is all kinds of sick building here, top notch bud.
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
Did I see this in "Aliens?" Maybe not, there weren't any sharks... Great job with this! Hardly vanilla at all, even if it's in original flavor grey!
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
So much vanilla!
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
Smooth design and the small arms are a bonus!
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
Dark grey pieces ftw. It's nice to have windows to gaze at the skies too before plunging on to the battlefield! You've got everything covered Matt, well done :)
 I like it 
  April 6, 2018
Old dk gray? Really makes it stand out, not only due to the color but also due to the parts, many of which I don't even recognize. Love the crew, shark throwing Bob just dethroned left hand Jane.
matt rowntRee
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michael rutherford
  April 5, 2018
You... are a big fat GO for DA3 CAT4. Wow... not a bad build considering you were restricted to all that vanilla...
 I made it 
  April 5, 2018
Quoting Mark B. Awesome. This is what an APC is supposed to look like. The only thing that could make that shark thrower any better is if the shark had a freakin' laser beam attached to its head, and beer, of course.
Thank you Mark! Don't worry, I had plenty of beer building this. It's how I keep my girlish figure. ;) And I'll save the frickin' lasers for the angry sea bass. XD
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
The quest for the perfect curry is off to an excellent start! Great build with lots of cool features. Mueslixtenstein is back with a vengeance!
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Excellent design, Matt!
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Wonderfully slick and compact! My favorite style.
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
A very striking design (no pun intended).
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
With the increasing demand and shortage of vanilla on Earth, I can certainly understand the need for all those guns. Protection of the bean crop and storage depots is a must even here... wherever 'here' is!
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Love that turret, and the vehicle design/shaping is sweet! Great idea giving the troops a skylight, I'm sure morale is way up! GRRR MOC pages is messing up a fix I was making to the comment. Just leave it here haha.
 I made it 
  April 5, 2018
Quoting General Gunn ~ Now that thing is armored!! Holy cow
That's the plan, cows first! Holy or otherwise, we'll lay the smack down on the bovine interlopers. :D Thank you Gunn!
 I made it 
  April 5, 2018
Quoting Sam Sanister 3x6 =18; which is the total amount of wheels, counting spare tires. So you're not wrong. :P
Hey, what'ya know?! Our maths ARE real goodly. :D
 I made it 
  April 5, 2018
Quoting Clayton Marchetti Mud flaps check. Love the front profile of this beast. The greenhouse over the troops looks awesome! Magnificent job Brother. I really like how you made the Lewis gun by the way.
Thank you Brother! The greenhouse keeps 'em smellin' ripe, gets 'em even more ornery. ;) All the guns were fun to build, really had to stretch some creative juices. And vanilla juices of course. ewwww.
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Now that thing is armored!! Holy cow
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
3x6 =18; which is the total amount of wheels, counting spare tires. So you're not wrong. :P
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Mud flaps check. Love the front profile of this beast. The greenhouse over the troops looks awesome! Magnificent job Brother. I really like how you made the Lewis gun by the way.
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  April 5, 2018
Quoting michael rutherford You... are a big fat GO for DA3 CAT4. Wow... not a bad build considering you were restricted to all that vanilla...
Thank you XO! Yeah, this Lego stuff is so unimaginative. :P
 I made it 
  April 5, 2018
Quoting Zach Sweigart It's really awesome to see so much of the old dark grey! Really awesome build!
Thank you Zach! I love old dark grey, despised when Lego changed the color. Don't mind it, but the old color is truly one of my favorite ever.
 I made it 
  April 5, 2018
Quoting Keith Goldman Former Champion RoontrEe, you are knee deep in the hoopla and your Mechanized Infantry Squad is specifications-accurate. You and the Todds are a "GO" to roll right into the coming maelstrom of hatred otherwise known as Attack Window #1. "Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see. Won't you believe me?"
Thank you, Commandant! And "soon I will be free." XD
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  April 5, 2018
Quoting Werewolff Studios Ah, the classic Shark thrower. Every nation needs one! Excellent vehicle mate, though I expected nothing less! Love the gun design and the way the wheels fit under the vehicle! Also, nice to see Chewy again, ready to lead you to victory once more! Great stuff and good luck!
Thank you Wolff! Always go with the guy throwing sharks, and/or Chewy. And any version of Hoff. Can't really go wrong. ;)
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  April 5, 2018
Awesome. This is what an APC is supposed to look like. The only thing that could make that shark thrower any better is if the shark had a freakin' laser beam attached to its head, and beer, of course.
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
It's really awesome to see so much of the old dark grey! Really awesome build!
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Former Champion RoontrEe, you are knee deep in the hoopla and your Mechanized Infantry Squad is specifications-accurate. You and the Todds are a "GO" to roll right into the coming maelstrom of hatred otherwise known as Attack Window #1. "Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see. Won't you believe me?"
 I like it 
  April 5, 2018
Ah, the classic Shark thrower. Every nation needs one! Excellent vehicle mate, though I expected nothing less! Love the gun design and the way the wheels fit under the vehicle! Also, nice to see Chewy again, ready to lead you to victory once more! Great stuff and good luck!
 
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