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Deadly Jobs with Skid Rowe
The Ludgonian Industrial Unions is proud to present our new hit show, Deadly Jobs with Skid Rowe. Follow Skid as he shows you some of the LIU's most deadly jobs. This episode, Skid takes us through the dangerous world of mining.
Opening Credits.. Its a deadly job but they make you do it....
"Hi folks! I'm your host, Skid Rowe. I'm here with Tim Johnson, Director of Safety at a LIU mine. How are you Tim?"
"I'd be better if you put your hat where it's supposed to go..."
"Uh, ok, its on. Are you happy?"
"Where did your hair go?"
"Thats not important...Now, where was I...uh, oh yeah, so I hear this job can be pretty deadly?"
"It sure is, about eight people die a day."
"Cool. Er..I mean, uh... hey look here comes one now. How did he die?"
"Its hard to say. There's a lot of ways to die around here."
"Care to show us some of the ways?"
"How about I show you some of the stuff we deal with, and you can see how deadly it can be."
"Alright Skid, here's the LIU Rock Bot, or RB. It uses advanced scanners to find areas worth mining."
"Sounds cool Tim. Hey, where's the pilot?"
"Its a robot."
"Oh, so where's the pilot?"
"It doesn't have a pilot Skid, its a robot."
"But robots can't die."
"BORING! Show me something deadly."
"OK Skid, check this out. Its the LIU Miner Biometric Suit. Mechanical systems enhance the miner, giving him more strength and durability."
"Sweet. How many people die using this thing?"
"Uh, none actually. The suit protects the wearer from falling debris and other dangers. No one's actually died."
"Uh, Tim, have you ever watched this show? Its called DEADLY JOBS!
"Well Skid, I guess standing next to those extra sharp blades is pretty deadly. Especially with all the rocks flying about."
"Er..we better move on..."
"Now this is what I'm talking about. Hey Tim, what's this deadly thing called?"
"This is a LIU Mine Walker. It's four legs let it easily move on rough terrain."
"Man, I bet a ton of people die using this thing. It probably tips a lot huh?"
"Let me guess, no one has died in this thing either..."
"Well, I think one guy had a heart attack once, but it wasa non-occupational death."
"Wow. If some people didn't die on this beast, you can call me Sally."
"Well Sall....I mean Skid, this is the LIU Crusher Grinder. It crushes mined rocks into fine dust."
"Rocks fall onto this conveyor belt, which takes them down to the crushing blades."
"Has anyone ever fallen in there?"
"If you keep leaning over, you might be the first."
"The LIU Crusher Grinder gets around on these treads. They are pretty tough."
"Maybe tough, but they aren't deadly, so let's move on."
"Here you can see the third tread and some hidden computer screens."
"ZZZZZZZZZZZ....huh, oh sorry, I fell asleep again."
"No you didn't Skid, I think your mocking me."
"Sorry Tim. Its just that we came here because we thought you said it was deadly."
"Not for us. These LIU products keep us safe."
"B-but you said eight people die a day."
"They do, its just not the miners. Its usually journalists, tourists, and other people that wander in here and get killed."
"What do you mea...AHHHH."
"Hmm, well, I guess you guys got what you were looking for."
Ending Credits Its a deadly job.. but they make us do it...
Note: Tune in next week with our new host, Skid's brother, Figga Rowe.
Hey i love the moc and i was thinking. why not use bionicle in the LIU think about it they large can carry a lot and you can save a pretty penny with cheap matorn labor! think about it the matorn use widgets as money and those are nothing more then gears. So u would not really have to pay them at all!