The Ludgonian Industrial Union is proud to get involved in the latest universal craze, cyborg racing (developed by Shannon Ocean). We are proud to present our racer, Hypnotize (System of a Down).
Hypnotize is piloted by a man previously known as Marcus Johnson. Johnson, a hovercraft racer, was convicted of federal fraud charges last year (He wore a tux knowing full well that only the LIU elite are allowed to wear tuxedos.) Faced with a sentence of death, Johnson volunteered to become a racer to spare his life.
Ok...fine, he didn't quite volunteer. In fact, he resisted the idea pretty heavily, but when his head was removed from his body, he became much more cooperative. I mean, it was either a cyborg racer or floating in a specimen jar at the Hovercraft Racing Hall of Fame.
Johnson, now known as Hypnotize, is still a rookie when it comes to cyborg racing, but he has had moderate success in the few races he has entered. Well, he at least he hasn't finished last...yet..
Surprisingly, even with the LIU's advanced technology and deep pockets, Hypnotize is only a middle of the pack racer. To be honest, the cost of keeping the racer running far outweighs the prize money Hypnotize has won or ever will ever win. Why would the LIU keep investing in Hypnotize even though it is a losing venture?
Well, it's because Hypnotize is built for more than racing. Its also a flying advertisement. You've seen racing, every square inch of all the competitors are stuffed with corporate logos. Hypnotize does the same thing, just not visually.
The front end of the racer uses new LIU Hypnotic Technology. Subliminal message are beamed to all the folks around the universe watching Cyborg Racing. BUY LIU Its probably illegal, and definitely annoying, but it brings in a ton of new customers after each race.
"Hey, it pays the bills and its tad bit better than being dead," says Hypnotic. BUY LIU
This caught me by surprise and I like it! The curved body with the tubes following the curve really looks nice. So, I have a hard enough time getting my guys to race and now when they do they'll be super distracted?!?! Not fair.
I bet you didn't know Ocean has been using the same technology (build racers) on his website for (build racers) about six months (build racers) now. I don't think (build racers) it's working too well (build racers) but we'll just have to (build racers) wait and see! Later ~ Chris.
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! *does a jig* Ok, I'm a tad excitied...beautiful racer your Highness; a great looking design especially with the hoses and trans red. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got the urge to buy something...
What the *&#! is this?! The LIU making ships with sexy curves and angles? What are you trying to do to me? Well thank God it's at least white for crying out loud! (REALLY nice build - one of my favs of your smaller pieces!)