Col. Brik announced that he had bought two Soccer teams to compete in Legoland's European League this 08/09 season. The PBR Brewers in Green and White uniforms and the PBR Drunkards in the Red, White and Blue uniforms. Pre-season practice has all ready begun. When asked about "Holligans" who can be know to cause trouble when Soccer comes to town Col. Brik only said; "You forget that I own a Private Military Corporation, BlackBrik."
Many figs in PBR where heard mumbling. "He also owns the Brewery that sells the Brew to the Holligans that get piled up."
Rumors also swirled that the Col. was looking into purchasing a Series A squad in Legolands Super league.
In Election News, Jar-Jar was recovering from his kidnapping and had announced he had fired Plankton as his Campaign Manager and hired Ex-Candidate Luke. Luke was just recently released from the Dungeon and all charges dropped against him in the kidnapping of Jar-Jar.
Bob the King quickly hired Plankton as a "Election Insider" and also announced that he has the full backing of the Old Castle Figs and the Viking Figs in his bid to continue as the "Grand Puba" of PBR.
With the Sponge Bob Gang arrested in Jar-Jar's kidnapping and the Secret Recipe lost to parts unknown the two Samurai twins, that came to PBR by way of the arms deal recently, bought the Krusty Krab and announced it would reopen selling Brikpublic Brewery Brews and a new Samurai Paddy.
The Sponge Bob Gang has been turned over to the Samuri as "Kitchen Help" as punishment for kidnapping Jar-Jar.
Jar-Jar, in a effort to boost his numbers in the polling, jumps the shark in PBR. He was heard yelling. "Messa heard it worked for the Fonz!" His CM, Luke, quickly put out a press release noting how healthy Jar-Jar is to be able to attempt to jump a shark.
As the summer wears on the election has tightened up some as Figs around PBR are amazed Jar-Jar is still alive and no one has snapped listening to him and also question the events in PBR involving the close friends of Bob the King. They also wonder what is to come as a huge influx of figs is expected to move in to PBR after this month is over.