The Ludgonian Industrial Union is proud to present part of our upcoming line of Service Mechs. We guarantee these three machines will make an impact in your community (not necessarily a positive impact). Buy some today!
Here's the complete line of upcoming Service Mechs (from left to right): LIU Giraffe Utility Mech, LIU Anti-Riot Police Mech, and the LIU House Call Mech.
LIU Anti-Riot Police Mech - (ARPM)
Riots used to be a nuisance, but not anymore. This new police hardsuit will quickly disperse any crowd, and its presence will stop most riots from even starting.
The ARPM has been tested on the streets of Ludgonia and the results have been amazing. The Kaadu Lovers Association hasn't rioted in over three months, although, their coma status might be the main reason.
That's right, the ARPM uses less than lethal force, but when we say less than lethal, we mean barely less than lethal. Hoses, connected to tanks on the ARPM's back, feed our patented Riot Suppressant to the ARPM's six nozzles. The suppressant is neuro-inhibitor laced with a classified skin irritant. The gas causes mind shattering pain, loss of muscle control, and in about 89% of cases, coma.
If your faced with a situation where gas can't be deployed, the ARPM is armed with four razor sharp claws. Somehow rioting loses it's appeal when your arm or leg gets cut off.
Note: Current litigation suggests that our Riot Suppressant may be a little too close to lethal. You must sign all 42 of the legal waivers to receive the gas.
LIU Giraffe Utility Mech
We'll just come out and say it, the Giraffe Utility Mech is pretty much a glorified boom lift. The only thing glorified about it is it can walk instead of drive like a traditional lift. Trust us, walking is much cooler than driving so buy one anyway.
Advanced software allows the pilot to control the mech with his voice.
Note: This software, known as Phipson 2.0, automatically lifts the boom to full height when the pilot whistles at a nearby babe, giving the user the best vantage point. However, please be careful when using this feature near power lines.
LIU House Call Mech
Last, but not least, we present the House Call Mech. This little guy allows your doctors to make house calls in style.
It's open design caused it to fail on the military market, but our niche market specialists saw some potential in the house call field.
A computer screen shows the doctor his appointment book, his patient's history, and tips to improve his golf swing.
Thanks for checking out some of new products. See the loan specialist on the way to the cashier.
Note: The House Call Mech and both of the mech's above were the result of tinkering with some different connections and trying to use some of our lesser used pieces.
Got anything with LOWER vantage points for us skirt-chasers? Meanwhile...some nice new products from the LIU. I'd be willing to chip in a few bucks if the gang here wants to pick up a medical mech for Lee Jones...Does it have automated diagnosis capabilities...for those physicians who spent too much time playing with Legos and not enough time studying? (just kidding Lee, Lord knows you worked your *&$ off!!!)
OMIGOSH! I, Christopher B of Thousand Eye Computer Labs, have been given the high honor of being the very FIRST to review a creation by your imperious industriality!
**Grovels on the floor for twelve minutes**
Loved the Giraffe boom walker! "Best vantage point"??!??!??!!! THAT'S FUNNY! (As you can tell, I am a teenage male.)