Before you see a simple vig,
The first that e'er I've posted;
a stack of books, a minifig -
It's not much to be boasted.
A life of books and bricks I lead,
No better could I yearn for;
I build, I teach, I write, I read
(I do wish I could earn more!).
Oh, Amazon! Oh, Shop At Home!
Your books and bricks obsess me!
Another tub, another tome,
Soon they will repossess me...