Used for shuttling troops and supplies to and from the battlefield, the Conspiracy Spurting Duck YM102 Gunship. Armed with various weapons and a winch, it's the all-action workhorse of the Conspiracy infantry. Look! Here's one now, go call your mom!
Take note of some conspiracy flag signals upon your final approach… This one means "you are cleared for landing, approach path is deemed interesting but doable, load on some throttle as people are watching..."
"You are approaching too high and have a near-definite probability of overshooting the designated landing coordinates... have all available crew move to the front of the aircraft compartment immediately."
It’s all about the big guns. We’re talking colossal whopper action. The flight procedure manual does not encourage firing while flying... the weapon recoil has been known to cause instability in the air.
A superb take-off is witnessed by the general. It’s all about the smooth gurgling sound... He approves of the recently installed "straight-pipe" 2-inch exhaust modification. Big aftermarket headers and no catalytic converters make this aircraft illegal in California.