Already tired of the cold winter in Chicago, Phipson decided to have a little get together with a few friends in a warmer climate. Their fun however, was about to be cut short...
Phipson: “Hey guys, this was a great idea to get out of the cold for a while.”
Shaddix: “Yeah. Drinks, friends, drinks, sun and… oh yeah, drinks.”
Ocean: “I don’t know. I have an uneasy feeling about today…”
Phipson: “Just drink up will ya? And what is that that you’re drinking anyway?”
Shaddix: “You don’t want to know. Trust me.”
Heather: “Ummm guys, What is Kelso doing on the high dive?”
Phipson: “He got a little more than drunk and decided to pee in the pool.”
Shaddix: "So I guess if you're gonna do it, do it in style huh?"
Kelso: "Hey guyshhh... looka meee! Wahoooo!"
ShannO: “Ummm. Should someone tell him there’s no water in the pool?”
Phipson: “Nah, he’ll figure it out eventually.”
Narrator: Ocean was stopped short by an eerie feeling. Could it be... after all this time?
ShannO: “He’s here.”
Phipson: “Who’s here?"
ShannO: “You guys had better get out of here.”
Phipson: "What are you, the freakin’ Highlander?”
ShannY: “I’ve come for you Shannon Ocean!”
Mocpages Interpretive Dancers: "OH DEAR GOD, RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!" (see my 2008 Mocie awards post if you don't get that joke)
Narrarator: For years the two titans had been locked in constant struggle and now, they were locked in mortal combat.
Phipson: “We’re outta here!”
Shaddix: “We’ll wait in the car for you ShannO! Chris, watch out for that…”
Shaddix: “Never mind.”
Heather: “His accent isn’t THAT cute!”
Narrator: Most of them were able to get out of harms way. Kelso however, lost his balance and was not so lucky.
Narrator: ShannO was able to get the upper hand in the early goings of the contest and disarmed his opponent.
Narrator: ShannY however was well schooled in the ninja arts and was able to flip up and out of the way of the killing stroke.
Narrator: ShannY then produced his trusty harpoon gun, unleashing several bolts in rapid succession.
Narrator: But ShannO had watched “The Matrix” one too many times and was able to dodge out of the way, diving into the empty pool…
Narrator: Where he grabbed the fallen body of his friend and used it as a human shield, deflecting the remaining harpoon bolts. Finally, Kelso was useful for something.
Narrator: Discarding his empty harpoon gun in favor of his halberd, ShannY again charged his evil doppelganger.
Narrator: ShannO needed a second to get his bearings to be able to continue the contest. Tossing the bolt ridden corpse aside, he leapt up to the diving board, buying himself precious seconds needed to recover.
Narrator: Once there, ShannO decided to whip it out in more ways than one. ShannO was able to again disarm his opponent. They didn’t call ShannY “butterfingers Young” for nothing. Then, lashing out in true Indiana Jones style, ShannO flung ShannY to the hard ground below.
Narrator: Giving chase with his newfound advantage, ShannO rushed to his fallen foe. ShannY however was not out of tricks yet and grabbing an oar that was laying near the pool, smashed ShannO over the head.
narrator: ShannO fell to the ground, dropping his whip. But he wasn’t out of the fight just yet.
Narrator: ShannO kicked up and dropkicked his enemy across the deck…
Narrator: And through one of the pillars of the awning.
Narrator: ShannO retrieved his katana and methodically trudged to the fallen body of ShannY, ready to deliver the final blow.
Narrator: But ShannY had one more trick up his sleeve and with a single flick of his wrist, drove yet another sword threw ShannO’s gut. Where he kept all these weapons... we'll never know. And don't really want to for that matter.
Narrator: ShannY looked down at his fallen foe and felt a tinge of remorse. They had battled for years and now… it was over. Finally, mercifully… over.
Narrator: ShannY turned and left ShannO in a pool of his own blood. If only he had waited a moment longer ShannY would have learned the truth… ShannO was not dead.
ShannO: “I will have my revenge!”
To be continued…
Fourth wall commentary: First off, this page is a test of the new Mocpages layout for Mr. Kenny. I wanted to see how it would look using all the different layout designs and how they would add to the story telling process. Now then, about the build. I originally built this dio for something completely different. But those plans were put on hold due to the upcoming changes of Mocpages. I was watching “Family Guy” while I was building and it was one of those episodes with the chicken who had given Peter a bad coupon. Inspiration struck and I decided to do a “Spy vs Spy” rip off. But who would be my main characters? Well, whose names are close to each other on Mocpages? There ya go, the decision was easy. Of course I had to make sure that I poked a little fun at some of the others but I didn’t want to distract from the main story. I called this Episode 4 as I hope to make this a continuing series (stole the idea from Lucas of course). I did that just in case I wanted to go back and tell the story of how this rivalry came about in the first place… but that could take about 20 years to get together so… ya know. Thanks for reading and thank you Sean for allowing us to test this for you. It was a lot more fun that I thought it would be. ~ Chris.
Fourth wall Update: I decided to rename this little story. Originally, I was going to make this ongoing tale all about the Shannon's, but after seeing this - I decided that I'd better leave the Battle of the Shannon's to the master. There will be an episode 5 and 6 of Moc Wars but I have yet to decide "WHO" the episodes will be about... Gonna try to avoid Phipson VS Kelso for the time being (it's too much fun to kill him off in every episode). See you all in Episode 5!
Aren't missing much? AREN'T MISSING MUCH?!? Then why do I constantly see on the side of my homepage that all my favorite builders are "writing" in it? =) Great MOC Chris, love the action. Still wish there was a 1-3, though...
Quoting Sterling Knight
No, I'm 14. I was just being a curious (CENSORED). ;) I bet there's plenty of other teens just dieing to infiltrate Grown-ups With Plastic.
P.S. Would you like to join my group S.N.O.T.?
Thanks for being honest about the age thing. And you guys aren't missing much in that group... trust me. I signed up for your group. I'll take a look around and see what's up there. ~ C.
Ah, this is quite funny, even though I don't know the back stories to any of the characters. Great job! :P. If you have a spare moment browsing at "work" (I sneak on at work sometimes too), check out some of my stuff, it would be much appreciated.
Quoting Shannon Young
right. "Now, I am the Master." If you're looking for new antagonists for future entries in the series, you need a Battle Royale with all the Dave AFOLs we seem to have around here. Trust me, no one wants to see that Kelso/Phipson Jello-wrestling match you're contemplating.
SHO NUFF! Oh, And I'm not sure who your sources are about upcoming episodes... but pay them well.
That's right. "Now, I am the Master." If you're looking for new antagonists for future entries in the series, you need a Battle Royale with all the Dave AFOLs we seem to have around here. Trust me, no one wants to see that Kelso/Phipson Jello-wrestling match you're contemplating.
oh wow,I was too busy laughing last time I rea this,I didn't review it... anyway,shannO is obviousl trained in the arts of a pirate so he and ShannY h8 each other,because pirates and ninjas are mortal enemies right?no?alright..... - Hunter
"Where he grabbed the fallen body of his friend and used it as a human shield, deflecting the remaining harpoon bolts. Finally, Kelso was useful for something." - Hilarious and so is the whole thing (I don't understand all the jokes but... I just FEEL the humour lol) - Hey Chris, don't forget to build from time to time when you don't write in the group of Afools ;-)
you put so much hard work into this that its not even funny!!! the details are magnificent and the action is soo funny! well played man! well played. so cheers to a new year! happy new year! i would like some feedback soon i just posted a few hours ago. again, happy new year! may it be filled with joy... and lego!
Heh heh, great work. Hey Phippy, I'm making a new comic called 'The SigFig Comic'. If you would like your Siggy to have a place in it, please send a picture of your Sig to email@example.com - Callum
Why? Why?! Here I am, methodically plodding through my own Ocean vs. Young epic, and you have to suckerpunch me with this. Yours is like that unrelenting, nonstop action, summer blockbuster... Mine will be like that tense, cerebral, political drama. You might blow me out of the water at the box office, but I'm gunning for an Oscar nod.
Ya know, I'm okay with ShannO using my corpse for a shield, but I can't believe you'd put me in green speedos, you @*&$!!! For God's sake, Chris where's the line? (now go into Brian's cocaine-rant..."it's not even on the frikin radar...yadda, yadda...stinking mud puddle...yadda, yadda...") Just be advised, Mr...there will be retribution!!!