Commander Appo: Hey, you must be Frany and Cris. I hear Gree expelled you from his legion. Can I ask why?
Frany: Uh...Gree said that we were too talented. More talented than him, even.
Cris: Yeah, he was SO jealous, so he got us transfered to your 501st legion!
Commander Appo: Right... anyway, good timing. You're just in time for Order Sixty-Six!
Frany and Cris: Order Sixty-What?
Commander Appo: *Sigh* I have room for one heavy trooper-
Commander Appo: Okay, okay. You can be a heavy trooper, which means Frany, you are a standard 501st trooper.
Frany: Dang, I always get the crap positions!
Cris: That's not true!
Frany: It is!
Cris: Is not!
Commander Appo: Just shut the hell up and kill all the jedi! Oh and remember not to kill Darth Vader!
Frany and Cris: Yes, Sir!
Frany: What are you doing Cris?
Cris: Blasting this Jedi with my machine gun! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!
Frany: Are you sure that isn't Darth Vader?
Cris: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH! Oh, ya I'm sure!
Frany: How can you tell?
Cris: Well, when I went to see A New Hope when I was a boy, Vader was some cyborg robotic black thing.
Frany: Oh. Alright. FIRE!
Darth Vader: ARGH! My face! What are you doing you retards?!
Cris: Die, Jedi scum!
Frany: Ha, I shot off his arm!
Cris: Well, I shot off both his legs!
PALPATINE WALKS IN
Frany: Oh hey, Palpy! Just killin' the Jedi!
Palpatine: Humph...HEY, THAT'S DARTH VADER, YOU PAIR OF RETARDS!!! Oh crap. I hope he isn't dead. No... I feel it...he's alive!
Cris: Well, that's a relief!
Palpatine: Heh, heh, heh, heh!
Frany and Cris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AND THAT'S WHY DARTH VADER IS A CYBORG. GEORGE LUCAS JUST HAD A PATHETIC COVER UP IDEA INVOLVING A LIGHTSABER DUEL BECAUSE FRANY AND CRIS WEREN'T ALLOWED IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD HAVE MADE HAVOC AT ALL THE PREMIERES AND OTHER EVENTS.
Well, that was my entry for Frankie and J's contest, hope you enjoyed it!
Oh and sorry for the stormie in the first pic, I lost my other clone.
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Response to CC-7576: Appo is the right color, click here if you don't believe me!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha hha hha aaah ah ha ha! This is the funniest star wars MOC I have ever seen Miggy! This is absolutely hilarious! Why did George Lucas hafta make that pathetic lightsaber duel to make vader turn into a cyborg!? He could have just not invited Frany and Chris to the premiers! Really, the movie could have been so much better if they had left that scene in! ~ James ;D
Well exept of Appo´s blue, really great MOC, the thing with Vader is fantastic, I saw A New Hope..., great comedy, the new Clone comedy at MOCpages is usually a very good thing. I like such MOC very much.