Grissom: -What the f**k is this?
Sara: -It seems to be a corpse
G: -Aha... sure. And all points to be a suicide emo teenager.
Worrick: -Wait! I think there is something stabbed in his heart!
S: -Wow! That is my nigga' bro'.
G: -Sure, good job Worrick, let's go interrogate the evil Ninja Wizard!
S: -YOU! Damn evil Ninja Wizard, we know it was you, but confess!
Ninja Wizard: -No, I wasn't! I was planning the world conquest in my secret hideout in Alaksa.
S: -I do not believe that! You think I'm idiot but I'm not... did you lose your sword?
NW: -No, look, I ever carry a katana in my pock-
W: -Sara, we found another suspect, he had a truck crash in the 31st Road!
G: -Damn criminal, let's go to prison, we know it was you!
S: -Hey Gil, these was my sentence...
G: -Oh sorry, I forgot..-
Criminal: -Damn police nerds, I will kill you!
S: -Oh Jesus Christ, simply shut up! *bang*
C: -Aw! My shoulder!
W: -We compared the swords on the criminal truck and they fit 100% into the corpse's wound!
G: -Good job nigger.
*Smile to camera*
Ninja Wizard-Worrick Brown-Gil Grissom-Sara Sidle-Criminal
Special guest: NINJA WIZARD!