The Answer Is Right In Front Of You . MocOlympics Round 1 (2H). Master Shifu Leo J vs Commander Crash. This is my entry for the 2009 MocOlympics Round 1 in the category "You Know What They Say..." versus Commander Crash. Enjoy! .
Category: "You Know What They Say..."
Opponent: Commander Crash
(Side note: This MOC was somewhat inspired by a quote in one of Phipson's MOCs ... about Phipson "always over compensating for something.")
(Warning: This MOC contains mature content. May not be suitable for children under ... Well, we've been in contact with Phipson ... all bets are off!)
Peter Pippenton is a mound of confidence. He's cocky. He's so confident he can have any girl on the planet... well, at least for the first date. He never seemed to get past that step.
He's full of himself he cannot see the truth. For all he knows, those women he dated were out of his league... or is it the other way around?
Master Shifu Leo J presents
in the category
"You Know What They Say..."
THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
Peter woke up in a cold sweat. The vicious dream revealed what eluded him. It was like a triple slap on the face, cheap game show style...
FLASHBACK TO THE DREAM:
Announcer: "Welcome to GET A CLUE!, where we help you realize the obvious. Please welcome our host, Eddie Slack!"
Eddie: "Hello everybody! Today's contestant is Peter Peeping Tom, sporting a funky eyepiece."
Peter: "What's up, E.D. ... and by the way, that's Pippenton, Slack!"
Eddie: "You should talk... Anyway, Peter can't keep the ladies after the first date. Let's help him figure this out."
Eddie: "Our first guest is a flagpole."
Peter: "(Perplexed...) What?!? Are we doing the Pledge of Allegiance or something?"
The audience was silent.
Eddie: " OK, let's try another method. Our second guest is Mr. Barrel Man."
Peter: "What's with the fashion statement?!? You can't get chicks that way. Hey dude, get a shirt!"
The audience gasps! But cool Mr. Barrel Man just smiles. He knows better. His gold tooth sparkles.
(If you have not met Mr. Barrel Man, click here)
Eddie: "Hmmm, maybe a serpent analogy would work. Our third guest is Snake Eyes Dude."
Peter: "(Softly...) Is this show and tell? (Yawns... Then with a booming voice...) Ahem, and your point, E.D.?"
Eddie rolls his eyes.
Snake Eyes Dude: "(Furious...) Wait 'til you get a hold of my snake!!"
A few members of the audience actually snickered...
Eddie: "This is tougher than I thought. Let's bring in the big guns. Today's special guest is the good doctor. He brought with him a BFC-DSP."
Peter: "What's up with the missile, yo?!?!"
Peter is still oblivious! Everybody in the audience slaps their foreheads. The "AHA!" moment ain't happening. Flagpole falls off its chair.
Eddie: "(Sighs...) Peter, Peter, Peter... you really need help. Time to bring in the mystery guest. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of Peter's ex-girlfriends, Beaver... er, Beverly!"
Peter: "(Whispers to self...) I could use a little beav..."
Beverly: "Oh, for Pete's sake, get a clue!"
Peter looks down in front of him...
Eddie: "So cute! (snaps a pic)"
The audience and panel of guests erupts into wild cheers!!! Mr. Barrel Man ROFLs.
Then the rest joined in the ROFLcoptering!
... That's when Peter woke up... TOING!