MocOlympics Round 4 - John Moffat vs. LL . My not so amazing entry. . My category: The Townies are Coming!
LegoLord's winning entry can be found "HERE
The following contains situations of crude humor.
Welcome MocOlympics fans, and welcome to my rather pitiful entry, especially this far in to the running. SigMoffat Figgy here to bring you all the joys of.....
The Public Restroom I'm here to explore this place and give you a few survival tips.
Tip #21: Just because it has a pretty little garden out front doesn't mean the inside is any better. - This garden isn't even that nice.
Tip #12: Don't be drawn in by bright and happy colors. The common passer by may see this and think "This looks like a good place to go". A less common passer by may say "Oh, look! A McDonalds!"
This poor man has obviously not paid attention in Restroom Class. (offered at the University of Shannonia for 12.45 a night)
Let's go see what pushed him over the edge.
Camera-man: "Hey! Where's my Bio-Helmet?"
Well, let's start at the urinals. Though by far the most awkward places in the restroom,(no one likes having to unzip with another man a foot away) it's nothing to make a man run off sick.
Here's the sinks. Though the garishly-colored mirrors and bad editing are a turn-off, I wouldn't exactly go bringing up my lunch.
Maybe he saw something in here.....
Holy Crap! It's bubbling! Get on the phone and call the poo squad ASAP!
Well folks, there you have it. I hope you'll never think of Public Restrooms again, and never even think of going in one.
Wait... Dr. Mayer?
Oscar:"This is my day job"
Hut Hut Hut Hut.....
Nothing like a good Jack-Plunger to get the job done.
Fourth Wall Commentary
Weee! Urinals. I'm actually quite pleased with how they turned out.
My paper towel dispenser that I'm very proud of.
Why yes, this IS disturbing.
This is the only remaining evidence of my previous attempt at an entry. After all, Hollywood is commonly known as TinselTOWN. I though the Chinese Theater would be really cool to make, but in the end, I realized I had bitten off more than I could chew. I just didn't have the pieces to finish it. (Oh, and judges, if you think this one is better than my entry, you can judge it instead =) )
Now that I'm as good as done with the MOs, I gonna go clean my room.
And sort all this out.
I'd like to apologize for the poor photo quality, and the quality of the entry in general, but to tell you the truth, I made this all this morning.
I'd like to thank....
Chris - thanks for all your hard work on this contest. If it weren't for you, I never would have have built the weird things I did.
The Judges - Thanks for all your hard work too.
Jack Fonchezz - Thanks for all your support through this, sorry I couldnn't go all the way for you.
Good luck in the division finals dude. Sorry I couldn't give you the fight you deserve. Don't worry though, I'll wipe the floor with you next year.