2010 Mocie Awards Red Carpet Preshow . Fame and fortune await! . 2010 Mocie Awards Red Carpet Preshow
Live, from the LIU's Gungan Theatre, it's EntertainMOC Tonight’s coverage of the "2010 Mocie Awards”!
Doog: "That's right! We're here at LIU's Gungan Theatre in the sprawling city of Lacunar Urbs. I'm your host for tonight's events, Terrance "Doog" McDoogal."
Doog: "A huge crowd has assembled here, and they're all looking forward to seeing some of MOCpages' 'stars'. I use that term lightly..."
Doog: "Unfortunately, some of MOCpages' 'stars' have used the rear entrance and we won't be seeing them today. However, I think we'll get a glimpse of a few of them."
Doog: "Shall we begin? I think I see our first guest, the honorable Mark Kelso!"
Doog: "Uh...wow, Kelso. What are you wearing?!?"
Kelso: "It's Gucci."
Doog: "That's not quite what I meant. I mean, why are you wearing a dress?"
Kelso: "Oh! Well, Mr. Pig says it makes me look pretty."
Doog: "Mr. Pig?"
Kelso: "Yeah, I've moved on from sheep. Pigs are less hairy, although their teeth are a little sharper. You have to take the good with the bad."
Doog: "Uh...yeah. Thanks Kelso...and Mr. Pig."
Doog: "Speaking of pigs, it's Officer Chris Phipson, who apparently decided to ignore the dress code and wear his uniform."
Phipson: "Watch the pig talk Doog. I know how lax the LIU's laws are for police officers. I could shoot you right now."
Doog: "Uh sorry sir."
Phipson: "Nah, I'm just kidding. Besides I have to save my bullets for the after party. Some of the chicks really struggle."
Doog: "Ooh, good idea. So why did you ignore the dress code?"
Phipson: "Well, I figured if Shannon Ocean could wear his Australian Tux, I could get away with wearing whatever I wanted."
Doog: "Wait, I thought this guy was Shannon Ocean?"
Shannon Young: "Sigh. If I would have worn my Australian Tux, people would finally be able to tell us a part once and for all. I didn't know they made censor boxes that small Ocean."
Doog: "I'm now here with the creator of Glomshire Knights, Dennis Price. Dennis, I see you have also ignored the organizers' dress code."
Doog: "Why the spear?"
Price: "I heard Phipson was bringing his gun. There was no way I was coming unarmed. Besides, there's no better way to get the beer vendors attention."
Doog: "Uh, I don't think there is going to be beer vendors here."
Price: "Wait. What? Why am here then?"
Doog: "Uh-oh. It's Lee Jones. We were given strict instructions to put 100% censorship on Mr. Jones. Well, it was nice to see ya. Who's next?"
Doog: "Oh look, it's the rest of the 2010 MOCie Awards staff. We have Moodswim, Dylan B, Wes Pitter, and Emperor Ludgonious. Thanks guys for donating all your time to help with the awards. I can't believe you're doing it for free."
Ludgonious: "Ha. Not free. Did you forget who I am?"
Moodswim: "Yeah, you wouldn't believe how much bribe money flows around this event."
Pitter: "We couldn't let Phipson and Kelso have all the fun...and money."
Dylan: "Wait! Money? When were you guys going to cut me in?"
Doog: "I'm now joined with some of the Nominees for Best New Guy/Girl, Mister Bones, Hans Dendauw, and Leda Kat. We're glad to have you guys...."
Doog: "Wait! Why are you guys running away? I know I can be an abrasive interviewer, but come on!"
Doog: "Hold on folks! We seem to have some type of development. Everyone is running for their lives. Only Mister Bones and myself are still standing here."
Bones: "I'm a skeleton. The only thing I really fear is dogs."
Doog: "What could be causing all this chaos?!?"
POP! POP! POP!
Phipson: "Take that Mr. Pig! Kelso is all mine, now and forever."
Doog: "Uh...it appears Officer Phipson just shot and killed Mr. Pig. Oh the drama!"
Doog: "Wow. Kelso looks pretty upset. Mr. Pig looks, well, dead, and Officer Phipson is looking a little crazy. And wait, is that Dennis Price?"
Price: "There's no beer, but a least we can have some Pork Kebabs now."
Doog: "I've been some weird places, but this tops it all. Seriously. These guys are a bunch of weirdos. Well, I'm not getting paid enough to put up with this anymore. Doog out."
Note: It’s that time of year again MOCpages. Time for you to decide who’s the best of the best. Click the link here to go to the 2010 Mocie Awards group. From there, click on the “How and where to vote” thread and follow the instructions there. The group is open to anyone who wants to join so get over there and cast your votes! Thanks!