Bones: A Birthday Tribute (Part One) . .
Mister Bones finished work,
And took the highway home.
He parked outside his house and dismounted his horse.
Hmmm, helmet hair...
He ruffled his hair,
Well, that's not right...
Let's try that again.
With a final shake of his head,
There we are! Perfect!
Looking good, he walked to his front door and noticed his mail box stuffed full with letters and parcels.
Bah, junk mail.
Hey! My blackmail money has come in for that photo I took of Hans running that "extra" business in the cellar of his restaurant.
Cool, my new navigation chip for my flying saucer!
Ooo, my sonic amplifier!
Wicked, my new personalised plate!
Oh look, my new Boy Wonder frisbee, this will be very well received at my picnic with Dave Kaleta this Saturday.
My first subscription to Magic Monthly Magazine!
... we'll just put this aside for later...
At last! The special video version of Lee's Christmas Moc! All action and enhanced audio! And in 3D too!
Oh at last its here, my replacement control panel for my time machine!
Hey, what's this?
Dear Mr. Bones.
We are pleased to invite you to the Annual Meat on the Bone Convention.
Be at the city convention Hall 5pm Sunday 23rd May for a delicious spread of fine Meats and an award winning power point presentation of Meats of the World.
Yours sincerly, Mr. Porky, President of the Meat on the Bone committee.
A meat on the bone convention!!! I LOVE meat on the Bone! (Strange, for I have none...) Prime Ribs, Pork chops, lamb chops, lamb shanks, T-bone steak, buffalo wings! And the 23rd is my birthday too! What a wonderful coincidence!
Oh I am just so, so... HAPPY!!! I can't wait till Sunday!
To be continued...
Will Mister Bones eat lots of meat at the convention? Will that control panel fit his time macnine? Will we discover what exists in the eerie blue void surrounding his house? Will we find out what the letters on his personalised plate stand for? Will his motorbike ever become road worthy?
Tune in next time for BONES! A BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE! Part two.
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