Get a Grip! . Do you have trouble holding anything for more than two seconds? Can't seem to keep things from falling out of your hands? Do you suffer from frequently having to buy new glasses/dishes? .
Are the zombies chasing you and you can't pick anything up to defend yourself? Then neighbor, you just might be suffering from "Can'tholdanythingum." But lucky for you, there's Handbrick! Just one application for five minutes and you'll be ready to take on the world again! Simply place one 1-stud round piece of Handbrick on your hand in order to make it just right to hold anything again!
Handbrick will give you the confidence you need to do what you have to do, when you have to do it!
Handbrick will even let you get the swing back in your life to enjoy the finer things you've been missing out on.
Handbrick is not for everyone, ask your human if your symptoms are characteristic of "Can'tholdanythingum" and if you should consider Handbrick. Handbrick has been proven in laboratory tests to be 100% more effective than doing absolutely nothing about your condition. Side effects may include, but are not limited to; sudden death, heart attack, stroke, SARS, H1N1, irreparably shattered hands, uncontrollable 'Grabby' flashes (kleptomania), and spontaneous combustion. If ordering online, mention this ad to receive a 20% discount on your order of 1,000,000,000 or more. Visit our website for more details.
Handbrick has been found to cause cancer, but only to Californians, so the other 49 states (or 56 states, if you're Barack Obama) are good.
This Moc is intended to be both humorous and instructional. After I improperly placed a few elements in some of my minifigs hands, I found that it stretched them and made them unusable for anything else. So I found a way to quickly restore them and thought I'd share, in a hopefully humorous way.
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Thank you one and all! This is the first time I've had a MOC on 'This week's most popular!' Couldn't do it without you!