Of Aliens, Phipsons and Explanations . Part 3 of my comic.
Sorry for any bad pics on this one. Captions for each photo are BELOW the picture.
. Last time, Ted and John went back in time to find John's lost grill but they ended up on a strange planet and were captured by some strange looking creatures.
(Ted's the blonde and John's the brown haired)
Ted: I'm scared, Are you scared? Where are they taking us?
John: I-I don't know.
Ted: Hey look! Humans!
John: Hey! You guys over there!
Ted: *They don't look too happy John.*
John: Yeah, something fishy is going on around here.
Ted: You mean besides our being captured by alien thingies?
John: Hey look! It's some sort of building!
Alien: Sire, we have captured two humans...
Alien: And one of them was carrying this.
????: ...Send them in.
Ted: Where are we?
John: Brilliant, more aliens.
????: Who'd you expect, human?
????: Allow me to introduce myself navies, I'm Uber, overlord of this planet, earth, taken over from your forefathers over 200 years ago.
John: Uh-uh...I'm J-John and this-this is T-Ted.
Ted: Wait, this is earth??
Uber: Yes it is Theodore Franklin. We owe a lot to you.
Ted: Wait, how'd you know my name?
Uber: You are very well known to us.
Ted: I-I am?
Uber: Yes, I believe this is yours.
Ted: My time machine!
Uber: Yes Theodore, your time machine. You and your ancestor thought this kind of thing was possible.
Uber: Hehe...oh the stupidity of human minds. Take them away general.
Ted: Wait, what do you mean "my ancestor"??
????: Come on you two.
John: That sounds like...
Ted & John: Phipson!
Phipson: Yeah, yeah. Come on, to the yards.
Ted: I think Uberlord likes me.
John: Oh, shut up you! What about Phipson?
Ted: Well, he seemed kinda upset.
Slaver: Come on! Work harder human slime! Put your back into it!
Ted: Ow! How am I supposed to put my back into it if you keep ripping it off!
Slaver: Shutitup! Work!
????: Here, let me give you a hand with that.
????: Okay, one...two...three!
Ted & John: Argh!
????: No problem.
John: What's the whistle mean?
????: Break time, thankfully.
[A bit later]
????: My name is Mutch...I'm a slave.
Ted: I'm Ted, uh...an inventor?
John: And I'm John, the guy without a grill.
Mutch: Huh, well you're both slaves now.
John: Excuse me, but I would like to know what's going on here. Where are we? Who are these Aliens?
Mutch: Oh yes, explanations. Well, it all began...somewhere in the year 1776, when the British took over what is now known as North America.
John: Wait, the British took over? Didn't we win the Revolutionary War?
Mutch: Well, technically, no.
Mutch: Remember your history books? The guy in the church was supposed to hang two lanterns under the spiral staircase if the British came by sea and one if the British came by land. Well, he only hung one lantern and then the British came by sea. His body was found dead later.
Mutch: So then the British took over and eventually conquered all of North America.
Mutch: Then the British revealed themselves as aliens in disguise!
Mutch: Yes, they later took over the entire world.
Mutch: And it was all because of the guy who only hung up one lantern under the staircase. Pity we lost over such a small thing eh?
Mutch: Hehe...uh, right?
To be continued...
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