Pingawer . In a weird galaxy, in a weird alternate universe, there is a planet called Weirdtopia. It has an advanced civilization, inhabited by the most weird creatures... It has big cities, big jungles, big seas, big creatures, big starships(wich everyone likes), and even launchers... It does not have big sea vehicles, though, for an unknow reason... And it also has it's own language, wich is as weird as the rest of the planet, but sounds like our language, again for unknow reasons... .
Pingawer is a very respected figure in the political world of Weirdtopia. The former mayor of the capitol city of Capitol, he became a strong activist against the rise of the sea vehicles ater a series of accidents that killed all the five wives he had, plus his gardner. He joined the lead of the worldwide struggle against sea transportation, a subject that greatly concerns the population, and still causes a lot of discussion.
With the strondous succes of his campaign against the aquatic transportations, he was invited by the World Boss himselfs to become Minister of Activism... An important cargo wich doesn't really do anything, but trow marvelous parties...
Also known for his strong personality and handsome look, he is highly watched by the media and target of several polemics involving his corn and potatoes.
Even tough he receives a lot of marital proposes ever since he became famous, he always refused all of them, stating that his comittment today is only to the general acvism he founded and to the development of the world's biggest corn plant, a position very respected by the specialists.
And that, folks, is everything I have to say...