CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: my siggies go to Vegas and L.A. . MERRY CHRISTMAS!
like this if you laughed at least once! . Chuck (minifig in red): hey guys! It's me, clone, and soldier! This time, we'll be going to Las Vegas, and then L.A. for Christmas!
Clone trooper: But this time, we'll do something new! You'll find out later in this Moc.
Chuck: We also got this neat background pretty cool right?
WWII Soldier: The new thing we'll be doing is called Wheel of Minifigs.
Soldier: We'll spin a wheel, and whatever minifig the wheel lands on, is the minifigure that will tag along with us on our trip!
(all minifigures start walking)
Clone: Well, its not the nicest place, but this is where Wheel of Minifigs will take place. Plus, it was built out of the things we could find around this house!
Chuck: well, this is the inside of the Wheel of Minifigs arena!
Soldier: As you can see, a bunch of minifigures are all on one big wheel.
Soldier: there is also an arrow in the 'O' in the 'OF' which determines who will come with us!
Chuck: SPIN THAT WHEEL, YODA!!
Yoda: hate my job, I do. (Presses button)
(wheel slowly starts to spin)
(wheel spins faster and faster)
(wheel starts to slow)
Wheel: Tic tic tic tic tic tic tic
Wheel: Tic. Tic (wheel stops)
Announcer: and the wheel lands on... Darth Vader!!
Chuck, Soldier, and Clone: DARTH VADER?!!?!?
(Vader walks up to soldier)
Vader: I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Chuck, Clone, and soldier: *silence*
Chuck: dun dun duuuuuuun! Another dark family secret revealed!!!
(Later) Vader: so... what are we waiting for?
Soldier: we're waiting for the car to be ready to ride in.
Vader: None of you sing in the car, right?
Soldier: Yeeeaaah why?
Vader: Because I can't stand singing. I always want to rip a person's head off if they sing.
Chuck: *gulp* (because Chuck sang in the car in my latest sigfig adventure)
after 3 hours of driving we stop for lunch at In-n-out.
Clone: eeew! BLOOD!
Chuck: I wonder how many people had to die to make this.
ME: What are you guys doing in there?
Soldier: Vader said there was buried treasure in here! He tricked us!
Vader: I didn't expect you to believe me!!
Chuck: OH MY GOD! The whole meal costs $1,464!!!
Clone: You forgot there was a decimel there, stupid.
Chuck: Oh, right.
Soldier: COOL! FOR US!?
ME: not really. It's mine.
Soldier: you suck.
ME: you don't even have a mouth.
Soldier: I JUST WANT THE HAMBURGER, OK!?!?
Chuck: HEY! YOUR DOUBLE- DIPPING!
ME: dipping two French fries at once isn't double- dipping, smart one.
(another six hour later we finally arrive at the hotel) I found this display of quartz at the hotel. They said it was quartz, but I thought it was just a bunch of pizza dough smashed together.
I find a way cooler piece of quartz
Soldier: LOOK GUYS! A BLACK HOLE!
ME: That's a trash can.
Soldier: nope. It's a black hole!
ME: How would you like to go for a RIDE in the black hole?
then, we get to our hotel room, and I instantly start taking pictures.
Clone: HELP! WE'RE STUCK!
ME: and how did THAT happen?
Chuck: so first I wasn't looking where I was going, so-
ME: I don't want to know what happened.
Vader: HEY! A THERMOSTAT!
Chuck: Yeah, so?
Vader: did you know the thermostat can go up to 100 degrees?
ME: how would you know that?
Vader: uum... no reason.
soldier: hey! This scale isn't working!! All it says is 00.0 lbs.!!!!
ME: That means your way too light for the scale to read, Dumbo.
Chuck: yaaay! Reese's peanut butter cups!
Clone: Wait, isn't this the thing where if you take a candy you have to pay for it?
Chuck: HEY! This hair gel says instant freeze!
Soldier: Maybe we can pour it on you when you're really hyper.
Chuck: I'm offended.
Chuck: HAHA! The people who made this soap were stupid! They spelt bath like B-A-T-H-E!
ME: That's another way of spelling it.
Chuck: DARN! Now I feel stupid!
Later that night we go to a nice restaurant.
Vader: MUSH! MUSH MY SERVANTS!!
Clone: next time I get to be the one on top!!
Vader: HEY!! YOU CUT OFF MY PANTS!!
Chuck, clone, and soldier: PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND, LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!!
Soldier: I wish we had a real candle. (it's true, the candle was fake)
ME: GET OFF MY SLIDERS!!
Chuck: WOW. Look at that view. I could just jump out the window, and fly away, free, like a little bird
Vader: actually, you would fall to your death the second you jumped out the window.
Chuck: I CAN DREAM, YOU KNOW!
Soldier: Now don't make any sudden movements...
Later, we stop at an apple store.
Chuck: This game is dumb. Why can't the birds just walk over there, and steal the eggs? Why are they risking dozens for only 3 eggs? Why are the pigs GREEN? I think the birds should look angrier! Why are the pigs looking-
Vader: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!!!
Chuck: GUYS! LOOK AT THIS! HURRY, SEE THIS BEFORE VADER-
Vader: Very nice drawing.
Chuck: haha. Very funny.
I don't know what Chuck was doing right there.
Soldier: EEW! SOMEBODY TOOK A DUMP ON THE DOUGHNUT!
Chuck: those are oreos.
Clone: I've lost my appetite.
Chuck: OH MY GOD! A GIANT TIGER!
Vader: That's a lunchbox.
Chuck: oh. Well, things look bigger when your tiny, ok?!
Clone: HELP! IM STUCK!
ME: what happened?
Chuck: well, a housemaid came in, and clone was walking out the door, and then the door closed and trapped him.
ME: *SNORT* HAHAHAHAAA!
Clone: I was hoping for a little sympathy.
I got the feeling that people were staring at me as I took this picture.
After seeing this, I really don't understand the meaning of abstract art these days.
A cool view of another hotel from the monorail.
New York, New York sign.
A mini statue of Liberty.
A really cool JELLY BEAN model of the statue of liberty.
later, we stop at a buffet, with the most creative name in the world.
Clone: What's this Teepee doing here? What do they think we are, Indians?
cool water fountain.
Chuck: So, we're going to L.A. today?
Clone: yup. Then we're going to spend Christmas there!
We finally arrive at my grandma's house.
Clone, Vader, soldier, and Chuck: Whoooooaaah,
ME: That's carpet
Soldier: Then whys'it green?
Soldier: AAAGH! IM BEING MAULED BY STORKS! AAUGGGHHHH! I SEE THE LIGHT, I SEE THE liiiiiight
ME: Are you trying to tell me something?
Soldier: nope. Just bored.
Vader, clone, Chuck, and soldier: O Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree...
Vader: What are you doing on that cactus?
Chuck: What's a cactus?
Clone: HEEEELP! IM DROWNING!
Clone: Way to save me, guys.
Vader: HEEEELP! IM DROWNING!
Vader, clone, Chuck, and soldier: O' Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree...
ME: Shut UP!!!
At night, we stay at a hotel.
Not the roomiest hotel, though. I actually think the best part of the hotel was the bathroom.
I don't know if it was frost or grime on the window.
Vader: I didn't know we're starting to grow a forest in the house.
Chuck: Well, it looks like the end of our trip.
vader: Thanks, guys. It's been so much fun.
Soldier: Merry Christmas, guys.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOB THE ALMIGHTY, SAM CANTOR, WWII FAN, COMMANDER HAWK, AND HECK, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!