2012 MocAthalon: The Dog Ate My Homework . . 2012 MocAthalon Group Link
Team: The Globetrotters
Category 24. The Dog Ate my Homework
Heard that one a million times. But, show us YOUR best reason for not having it to hand in. Did it get caught in the garage door opener? Did you get attacked by a bus full of angry penguins? What's your excuse, mister?
Teacher: *nasally voice* Good morning, class. I'm going to call names, and when I call your name, please say if you did your homework or not. Thank you, class.
Joey: Uh, yeah, I'm here. Well yeah, uh, I like, did my homework, but, like, this is what happened...
Joey: I was like, on a hike in the desert, and I, like, got lost, and I, like, was starving and stuff...
Joey: So yeah, like, I ate my homework cause I was, like, starving.
Teacher: I'll accept it this time, but let this teach a lesson to you! Always remember to keep a couple extra granola bars in your backpack.
Sean: Yeah dude, I did my homework, but you see man, I was swimmin' like a cool dude out at the beach...
Sean: And I got attacked by a shark... like, not cool, dude.
Sean: I fed it my homework, which it ate and then left me alone.
Teacher: That one sounds a bit stretched, but I'll accept it this time. Next time remember to bring a harpoon with you at all times when swimming!
Sammy: Uh, what?
Teacher: Did you do your homework!?
Sammy: What homework? Oh yeah, that homework. Yeah. Yeah I did that.
Sammy: But you see, last night, I was sitting on the toilet...
Sammy: And I accidentally rolled out way too much toilet paper and made a mess on the floor. I rushed to clean it up because I know my mom always gets mad at me when I leave a mess of toilet paper on the floor. Oh yeah, and my homework fell out of my pocket in the rush to clean it up...
Sammy: So my homework got flushed down the toilet.
Teacher: Fine, whatever. Next time be more careful! OK, Ben, did you do your homework?
Sammy: Um, teacher?
Teacher: What do you want, Sammy!?
Sammy: Can I go the bathroom?
Teacher: Yes, go to the bathroom!
Teacher: OK, Ben... I'm listening.
Ben: Well, sir, my excuse might not be as extravagant as the other excuses... but at least I'll tell the truth. I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: And why not!?
Ben: I was building for the MocAthalon.
Classroom. Note the bloodstains on the whiteboard.
Desert. Note the dead Canadian. Seriously, don't ask.
The other two mediocre scenes. Yes, I know the toilet doesn't look very good. But neither does your face.
My bedroom, filled with LEGOs! :D
Just some bushes outside the window ;)
Thanks for viewing! Wow, the MocAthalon is almost over! I better hurry up with my other entries! :P