Tales from the World Wide Web . Bob and Jacob are once again in a mess, this time involving a frozen computer, antivirus scans, a flamethrower, and a soon-to-be-broken window. . Can you believe it's been almost TWO MONTHS since my last MOC? Holy cow, where does the time go? I've got to be more careful to not let myself forget about MOCpages altogether!
Jacob: DANG! The computer froze!
Bob: Hey Jacob. What's up?
Jacob: Not much. The computer froze, and I'm trying to fix it.
Bob: Hmm. I think I know how to fix it.
Bob: I HAVE WAITED TOO LONG TO USE THIS!!!
Jacob: BOB! STOP IT!
Bob: What? I'm trying to melt your computer.
Jacob: Okay, let's get one thing straight. "Frozen" in computer terms has nothing to do with temperature. Understood?
Bob: Aww man. I wanted to finally be able to use this.
Bob: Okay, forget the flamethrower.
Jacob: Okay, now I'd appreciate it if you would just stand back and...
Bob: Hey, what's this do?
Jacob: You pulled out the battery!
Bob: And that's bad?
Jacob: YES, for a number of reasons! ONE, it could have ruined the computer, TWO, I was running an antivirus scan and...well let's just hope this isn't a worst-case scenario.
Jacob: Good, it seems every thing is working fine, but don't mess with...
Bob: Hey, what does this button do?
Jacob: YOU JUST UNINSTALLED THE ANTIVIRUS!!!
Bob: Is it fixable?
Jacob: At this point, I can only think of one way to solve this problem.
Bob: And that is?
Bob: Your computer crashed! And through the window, too!
Jacob: Desperate times call for desperate measures, Bob.
Until next MOC! Idiots, take this as a lesson and DON'T TOUCH COMPUTERS!!!