TAU - Stukalbatross model Orville000 Ground Attack Aircraft . What terrible weapons can come out of the minds of mad scientists from the future? . When Winston Churchill entered the Bunker, looking for his scientific advisor, he found the room in an unusual mess…
"What the… What happened to Jimi's guitar and mike? Where are you Xszx? Lights on, please!!"
"Oh , hello Uncle Winston!"
"Xszx? What happened to you? You look… Seven!?"
"Seven and a half, please! I had a minor time-warp accident."
"Minor is the word, indeed! Can you come down?"
"See, I wanted to explore different eras to find an idea for that plane you told me about."
"And I got the controls mixed up, turns out I didn't get back in time the way I intended! I'm having a great day, watching disney movies and playing in the Bunker"
Winston exhaled a deep sigh. "Well, I don't see that plane anywhere in the near future, then…"
"Oh but yes, you'll see! Just sit on the ground, Teddy and I are gonna present you… The Stukalbatross!"
"My assistant and I enjoyed very much 'The Rescuers', have you seen it Uncle Winston?"
"I can't say I have…"
"It's awesome! It's about mice and there's an albatross they use as a plane! His name is Orville"
"Let me show you…"
"The Stulkabatross model Orville000 is a ground attack aircraft that meets all the specifications. Plus it's super cool! His pilot is called Michael Mouse, and the gunner is Itchy!"
"It has one cannon on each side…"
"A flamethrower in the beak, and a very very useful air intake right behind it."
"He gets his name from this attack, inspired by the Stuka's. Just fold the wings down and dive bomb your enemies!"
"Bomb them? With what, plush bears and candybars?"
"No, dynamite! That is also Itchy's job."
"See? See? Orville is pooping dynamite!!"
"Yes, that's fantastic. Thank you Xszx, but maybe it's time to take a ride in that time machine again?"
"Only if you watch 'Frozen' with me."
(To reassure you, just know that Winston fell asleep in the first minutes of the movie.)
See you on the battlefield!